An Interview with Mr. Feuerstein

by Ali Sediqe

This month brought controversy within the Ottawa Hills Schools with Mr. Feuerstein, our beloved math teacher. I decided to interview him to see what his opinion on the topic was.

Ali: So, how are you today?

Mr. Feuerstein: Terrible

Ali: Would you like to add on to this comment?

Mr. Feuerstein: No

Ali: What is your opinion on the snow?

Mr. Feuerstein: I enjoy it… for now, but when January and February comes around, I will despise it. Especially March.

Ali:Have you tried Cranberry Sprite?

Mr. Feuerstein: Yes, the original Diet Sprite Cranberry. I drank it with LeBron.

Ali: Where is your name from?

Feuerstein: It’s German

Ali: What part of Germany?

Feuerstein: Bavaria

Ali: So the rest of Germany hates you?

Feuerstein: I’m okay with it, they hate because they’re jealous.

Ali: What is your opinion on the Israel Palestine conflict?

Feuerstein: I wish to exert my fifth amendment right.

Ali: What is your opinion on math?

Mr. Feuerstein: I enjoy it.

Ali: What type of math do you enjoy?

Mr. Feuerstein: I enjoy all types of math and all people who enjoy it.

Ali: What is your favorite class period?

Mr. Feuerstein: First

Ali: Why

Mr. Feuerstein: They are chill.

Ali: What is your favorite type of music?

Mr. Feuerstein: I love Thanksgiving music

Ali: What is your favorite song?

Mr. Feuerstein: It’s called the Thanksgiving Song by Pearl Simon.

Ali: What’s your favorite movie?

Mr. Feuerstein: Shawshank Redemption

Ali: What’s your favorite food?

Mr. Feuerstein: I like Indian Food.

Ali: India’s a big country, what specific kind of food?

Mr. Feuerstein: Chicken masala, tikka masala with naan.

Ali: Who is your favorite actor or actress?

Mr. Feuerstein: Matt Damon

Ali: What did you want to be before you decided to become a math teacher?

Mr. Feuerstein: I thought I wanted to become a pharmacist, it was either between OSU or University of Toledo.

Ali: Who is your favorite basketball player?

Mr. Feuerstein: Kevin Garnett

Ali: What’s your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?

Mr. Feuerstein: Last year I made this German potato salad and it was really good.

Ali: Why do you have your ALEKS due Thursday instead of Friday?

Mr. Feuerstein: So people don’t rush to do ALEKS and ruin their Friday nights.

Ali: What do you do when you get home?

Mr. Feuerstein: I watch and episode of something on Netflix and hang out with my dog.

Ali: Favorite book?

Mr. Feuerstein: Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings.

Ali: Favorite place to travel?

Mr. Feuerstein: I like to go to the National Parks, but I also like Europe.

Ali: Favorite National Park?

Mr. Feuerstein: Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico.

Ali: Favorite European country?

Mr. Feuerstein: United Kingdom.


Author: ottawahillsbearpause

Junior High newspaper

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